EucalyptusSoldier's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Windowz XP 2012 Professional]

I watched the whole 'Dragon Love Tacos' thing & I felt almost hypnotised. Now I totally get why furries are obsessed with hypnosis, it unironically feels great. I felt like serving a tacos to a dragon, though, without spicy sauce.

By the way, the buttons in the johnnyripoff.swf don't work. It's sad because the scene was too funny. I really wanted to see what happens next.

Other than that, this Flash made me feel nostalgic of a time that I barely got to enjoy. Thanks for making this.

Kolumbo responds:

It's not that the buttons don't work, it's just that it was never finished beyond what is shown here.

Thanks for playing & for the review!

[Walk with Frog Wife]

I really like this game but I can't enter in full screen for some reason. =[

[Circumcize Mario]

This game is so fun, but I also looove foreskin. I believe the best part of a sausage is the skin & the bonus cheese beneath it, so it kind of hurts my soul to circumcise Mario. But this is a good game nonetheless.

[NG Review Game #2]

I like this sequel ! There are more flash movies to review & the comments are funny. I think the whistle animation was my favourite part.

The only negative point is that I find the theme song annoying. Though, that's probably because I wasn't on Newgrounds before ~2019 & this song is used in many old flash games.

Funny game !

[NG Review Game #1]

I like this game, I wish there was more flash movies to review. The endings are funny.

I really liked the Smocking Kills flash movie. I wish I could say that I loved it in the review. =[

[Citizen Pico: Pico's School IV]

Wowie ! A SoupSquad reference !

I like this game. Though, it took me a moment to understand what to do to find the key for the Janitor's room. I had to search in the comments. It was still fun.

I expected Doktor to be the Medic from TF2. =[
( But with the poop candies, it was to be expected. )

Kolumbo responds:

yoooo someone recognized soupsquad!!
you're the real MVP

[Dead Fish Clicker]

"MAGGOTS !" — Soldier TF2